{"id":118,"date":"2011-06-20T12:49:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lidaprypchan.org\/?p=118"},"modified":"2015-07-19T21:42:17","modified_gmt":"2015-07-19T21:42:17","slug":"one-of-the-greatest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lidaprypchan.org\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"ONE OF THE GREATEST"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Lida Prypchan<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nothing gets more on your nerves than women who believe they\u2019re irresistible and men who think they\u2019re just the greatest. \u00a0 (A highly intelligent person)<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cGood afternoon ladies and gentleman, I am your new professor of Parapsychology. \u00a0I have made a great study of people\u2019s personal secrets and have reached the conclusion that nobody has more secrets than I (laughs). \u00a0I\u2019m sorry, but I picked up this facetious way of speaking when I was in Bulgaria doing my post grad, course with honors, and without permission, from that brilliant professor and indeed great friend of mine, van Musschenbroek, the doctor of Enrolled Paraphysics who invented the bottle game and other brilliant things you\u2019d find hard to understand. \u00a0Before continuing I should tell you my name, which you may have heard already; \u00a0it\u2019s Yoco Yokohama Yucukani. \u00a0I\u2019m not from some other country. \u00a0I\u2019m from here. \u00a0My name often causes confusion. \u00a0What happened is that my mother met my father by the Yoco river in Venezuela; then, after they were married, they spent their honeymoon in Yokohama, the main port of Japan; then they went to Peru, where my mother gave birth to me up on Yucumani volcano. \u00a0I began my experimental studies at a very early age and even carried out some prenatal studies while still in the womb. \u00a0Since I was conscious of my potential and was getting really bored, while I was there I measured percentages of amniotic fluid loss, maternal weight gain, absorption of medicines through the placental membrane, my mother\u2019s placenta type and even communicated with her by telepathy. \u00a0She told me I was born in the thinker\u2019s position. \u00a0I emerged laughing hysterically and told her, \u2018Ma, with something as simple as childbirth and with all those psychoprophylactic methods, how come it took you so long? \u00a0I was bored and wanted to jot down a thought \u2013 all you had to do was push me out; please, don\u2019t attempt to take up my time, I have big things to do. \u00a0Besides, you should have consulted me first to find out whether I wanted to be born on a day like today \u2013 remember, my destiny is to become a part of history.\u2019 My mother, sad to say, died of cancer. \u00a0Unfortunately, \u00a0there wasn\u2019t enough time for me to research the cause of that disease\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cMy father died, too. \u00a0To tell the truth I don\u2019t remember from what \u2013 please don\u2019t think that\u2019s through any fault of mine. \u00a0No, it\u2019s just that my brain has so much to think about that I\u2019ve lost virtually all memories of the past and I think of recent times, too.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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After a while the students decided to ask him to resign because he couldn\u2019t teach and they couldn\u2019t understand him, anyway, because he was so pretentious. \u00a0The professor heard them out, laughed long, then answered, \u201cListen to me well, ladies and gentlemen. \u00a0You don\u2019t know a quarter of a half of three eighths of what I know. \u00a0After addition was invented, I was the first to dare advance the theory that two plus two is four. \u00a0Now that\u2019s something really worthwhile! \u00a0I solved the first set of equations, and I\u2019m not even a mathematician, and in the field of Parapsychology I have a Masters in cigar reading, foot and palm reading card reading, photo reading and thought transmission.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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His wife, Nataly, had only one topic of conversation \u2013 well, maybe two: one, Yoco; and two, how irrestible she was. \u00a0When she talked about Yoco she said, \u201cYoco\u2019s so clever. \u00a0He can swim, play tennis, break-dance, sing like Wilfrido Vargas; he just recently bought himself a telescope and discovered black holes; he can speak Papiamento backwards, communicate with the dead and laugh at the living; he dines with intellectuals, plays with children, skis on his feet, paints at a distance, is doing a correspondence course in haute couture and talks incessantly. \u00a0It\u2019s hardly surprising he chose me,\u201dsaid Nataly. \u00a0\u201cHe always told me I was irresistible \u2013 just a bit difficult to put up with.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 By Lida Prypchan Nothing gets more on your nerves than women who believe they\u2019re irresistible and men who think they\u2019re just the greatest. \u00a0 (A highly intelligent person) \u00a0 \u201cGood afternoon ladies and gentleman, I am your new professor of Parapsychology. \u00a0I have made a great study of people\u2019s personal secrets and have reached … <\/p>\n

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